ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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