feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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