Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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