This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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