but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
