Ambien. No doubt about it.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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