Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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