she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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