okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
honey bunches of taint.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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