Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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