I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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