In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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