I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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