I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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