after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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