Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I can tuck mytits in my pants
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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