I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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