some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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