She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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