You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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