Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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