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(512): View more from Texas

I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk

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(970): View more from Colorado

The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero

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(313): View more from Michigan

I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.

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(207): View more from Maine

I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring

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(802): View more from Vermont

I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.

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(647): View more from Ontario

From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!

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