we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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