Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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