Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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