her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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