I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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