So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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