he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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