She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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