just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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