these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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