these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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