Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
