Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
