at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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