He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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