oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
