just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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