Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
This is the high leading the old right now
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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