We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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