yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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