I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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