Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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