Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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