i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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