what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
cat food counts as protein by the way
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We are all done wearing pants today
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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