we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i dont even know how to be here
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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