Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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