Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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