p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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