Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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