Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Randomize
