i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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