I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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