using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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